Heated Rivalry Merch — Metros & Admirals Crewnecks, Cottage Hat
Heated Rivalry merch for readers and watchers who know exactly what "I'm coming to the cottage" means — fan-made, and yes, that hat is in this collection. Pick your side of the rivalry with the Montreal Metros or New York Admirals crewneck sweater, or go Boston Raiders if that's your era. Fictional hockey teams, real crewnecks, zero explaining required to outsiders — but instant recognition from anyone else in the fandom.
These are proper cold-rink sweaters: heavyweight, wearable to an actual game, subtle enough for the office. The cottage hat, meanwhile, is a full inside joke you can put on your head.
Shoresy adjacent, romance forward. Choose your team wisely — Shane or Ilya.